Hoover: The Sheitel Macher

Last Wednesday night, our vacuum cleaner stopped working properly. I turned it over and found that the rollers were totally wrapped in hair.

I spent twenty minutes cutting hair out of the vacuum cleaner and showed the pile to my wife, telling her that I now had enough hair to make a clone of her.

My wife didn't appreciate this idea. She suggested that perhaps someone could make a nice sheitel out of it.

During my parent's visit, my mother cut another "sheitel" out of the vacuum cleaner and was actually able to repair the vacuum cleaner by putting a new belt on the motor. She is certainly much better at fixing things than I am.