Moshiach & Simple Jews
Asher commenting on "An Old Joke":
Moshiach arrives and, together with the simple Jews begin to dance ecstatically in the streets.The Litvaks run home to get their gemorras and all their shailas for the Moshiach. The Chassidim dash off to the mikve and change into their long frock coats.
Quickly the Litvaks (with their gemorras and shailahs in hand) and the Chassidim (with their peyos still dripping) hurry back to join the crowd of dancing Jews.
The Moshiach spots them there and turns to one of the simple Jews and asks, "Who are they?"
"Them?" replies the simple Jew, "It's OK. They're Jews too!"
(Told to me by Shlomo Carlebach)